Three clips linked by my common indifference to them.
I wish I could invent a program to replace all the 'd' sounds in my audiotape version of Jemima Puddleduck with 'f's. Then I might listen to them.
Sparky - I'm Going to Show You My Stools
Of Magic Piano fame. A worrying threat from said instrument.
Jemima Puddle-F**k
Apologies Beatrix Potter.
Terrible Tongue Twisters