Phil Collins Interview

A cut-up interview in which he claims he “is not deliberately pioneering”. So accidentally, then.

The Best of Collins.

Another Tiger in the Wall

Another Tiger in the Wall

A mash-up showing the similarity between the two songs. The Three Stooges mess up the middle, pesky cunts.

Making Love with Mr Blue Sky in Paradise

A glitchy little tune that's equal parts Ivor Cutler, Geordie Racer, ELO and Amen Corner.


Making Love with Mr Blue Sky in Paradise

Boyz 2 Rolf

"Did You Throw Up?"

A cutup of Rolf Harris' version of 'Two Little Boys'. The verses have been mixed up but serendipity saw to it that somehow they made a Daliesque kind of sense. You'll see what I mean.



Rolf2Boys

Rainbird (Using the BBC's 'Pips')

Cheerful little spiritual rendered gimmicky by use of sampled Radio 4 pips.


Rainbird (Using the BBC's 'Pips')

Talking Cock - Tom Baker BT Messages

An assortment of fifteen jokes, beat poems, anecdotes and surreal ramblings relayed to me by 'Tom Baker' during his incarnation as the 'Voice of BT Answerphone Messages'

01 Not the Legs He was Lacking

Radio Squirls

Radio Squirls

"As far as the first Reform Bill, yes..." 

An audio collage of one minute's dial-twirling on the radio. It's probably got a name, but I've called this Squirls. I find it rather amusing.

Teeny Cutups: Sparky's Stools, Jemima Puddle-F**k and Tongue Twisters

Three clips linked by my common indifference to them.

I wish I could invent a program to replace all the 'd' sounds in my audiotape version of Jemima Puddleduck with 'f's. Then I might listen to them.

Sparky - I'm Going to Show You My Stools

Of Magic Piano fame. A worrying threat from said instrument.

Jemima Puddle-F**k

Apologies Beatrix Potter.


Terrible Tongue Twisters

Are You Being Served by Margaret Thatcher in 1999?

A pot-pourri of dystopian damage. The idea was to mix together two songs about 1999, one written almost a century before Prince's. But like King Charles’s head, Thatcher kept popping up.

Are You Being Served by Margaret Thatcher in 1999

From Wikipedia:

During the premiership of Margaret Thatcher, Richard was a frequent and conspicuous supporter of Thatcher's policies and accomplishments. At one point the EastEnders script writers gave Richard a script in which Pauline Fowler launched into a vicious tirade against Thatcher; Richard refused to perform this sequence.

Spywatch (Censored)

Remember Look and Read? I don't remember it ever being like this...


Spywatch (Censored)

Those Bastard Wet Dreams

Those Bastard Wet Dreams

War of the Worlds (Revised in The Light of The Discovery of Ducks)

War of the Worlds (Revised in The Light of The Discovery of Ducks)

The Orinoco Message

The Orinoco Message (Enya vs. Grandmaster Flash)


This is a bit like leftover soup, but I liked the initial idea and the Paul McCartney scream.

TV Surfing

An existential query formed through the intercutting of the sacred and the profane.


TV Surfing - Sugar Knees

Bill Bryson Meets Tony Blair

A discussion on education in which Blair tells beleaguered interviewer Bryson that for him, policy 'was a complete foreign language', explaining how, when stuck for political solutions, he often falls back on the use of organised crime.


Bryson Meets Blair

Jingle All the Way

Jingle Montage

Superted (Wrong)

Superted Theme (Wrong)

"When he was made, they found something wrong with him..."

Euromole Asks: Did You Listen to What the Man Said?

Listen to What the Man Said - EuroMole (Tea with Tony Benn Remix)

Eminem Rigby

Eminem Rigby - Sugar Knees

Radio Lincolnshire's R&B Show (Extract)

Cutup of a show dissecting the careers of some notable musicians of the 1940s and 1950s, including Dave "Rarely Put A Foot Wrong" Bartholomew and "R&B Top Ten Hit" Hopkins.

Not forgetting the album "The Year Stalin Died: Wail, Daddy!" (See below.)

Radio Lincolnshire's R&B Show (Extract) - Sugar Knees