An assortment of fifteen jokes, beat poems, anecdotes and surreal ramblings relayed to me by 'Tom Baker' during his incarnation as the 'Voice of BT Answerphone Messages'
01 Not the Legs He was Lacking
02 The Norse God of Futile Physical Exertion
03 Working for The Lonely Hostage Guides
04 I was Greeted Tenuously by a Middle European
05 He Wouldn't Give You The Drippings from his Snout
06 Wondering If The Little Guy in Hanson Really Played The Drums
07 Sting's Arse
08 The Tale of The Driving Instructor Who Took His Students Dogging
09 Did I Ever Tell You The One about The Amputee...
10 Minuet Vouty Crump Crump
11 A Whimper of Taut Despair
12 If You F**k the Pack Ponies, Someone Else will have to Carry The Luggage
13 Dirk was a Mortician
14 Post-Prandial Noodles
15 One of Picasso's Guitars