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20100420

Talking Cock - Tom Baker BT Messages

An assortment of fifteen jokes, beat poems, anecdotes and surreal ramblings relayed to me by 'Tom Baker' during his incarnation as the 'Voice of BT Answerphone Messages'



01 Not the Legs He was Lacking


02 The Norse God of Futile Physical Exertion


03 Working for The Lonely Hostage Guides


04 I was Greeted Tenuously by a Middle European

05 He Wouldn't Give You The Drippings from his Snout

06 Wondering If The Little Guy in Hanson Really Played The Drums

07 Sting's Arse


08 The Tale of The Driving Instructor Who Took His Students Dogging

09 Did I Ever Tell You The One about The Amputee...

10 Minuet Vouty Crump Crump

11 A Whimper of Taut Despair

12 If You F**k the Pack Ponies, Someone Else will have to Carry The Luggage

13 Dirk was a Mortician

14 Post-Prandial Noodles

15 One of Picasso's Guitars

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